Sep 13

t-h-e-judge:

scar72:

sorcererlance:

benanderson89:

adelein:

flustered-darcy:

evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

Sep 12

you know what I absolutely fucking hate

when people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. no, fuck you. fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else

True

Sep 12
Yummy, John Bender

Yummy, John Bender

Sep 12
Yes, Mama, you look alike!!!!! Scary!!!!!!

Yes, Mama, you look alike!!!!! Scary!!!!!!

Sep 12
Why does Miley not see how gross she looks?????!!!!!???? Does she never use a mirror?

Why does Miley not see how gross she looks?????!!!!!???? Does she never use a mirror?

Sep 12

charminglyantiquated:

One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing


and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.

Awesome little one!!!

Sep 12

charminglyantiquated:

One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing


and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.

Awesome child!!!!!!!

Sep 12

You wish you had a rump this plush: I’m going to scream if I have another rape nightmare like I did last... →

imnotyourwickedkittybitch:

I’m going to scream if I have another rape nightmare like I did last night

Because huge scary guys in your dreams attempting to rape you when you have ridiculously vivid dreams is pretty goddamn terrifying.

I can still remember the feeling of the creeps hands. Fucker wasn’t exactly gentle….

I know how she feels. I was raped and it has fu***ed up my dreams ever since.

Sep 11
saiktaru:

DAMMIT SLENDERMAN I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT TODAY

LOL

saiktaru:

DAMMIT SLENDERMAN I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT TODAY


LOL

Sep 11

del0ded:

I find the grudge hilarious..